đŸ•šī¸ ELEVEN GAMES  đŸ‘đŸ‘  ONE THING  đŸĨ”  IT CONSENTED TO NONE OF THIS  đŸ  PICK YOUR CRIME  

THE GAME ZONE

eight ways to ruin its day, one rescue mission and one war. pick your side.

🏃 DON'T DIE

a stickman runs. pianos, anvils and rocks fall on him. flick them away with a swipe or draw ramps that deflect them — real physics, 10 levels, one very trusting little guy.

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🌕 THING MOON

a thing. a rocket. one very literal "to the moon". slide to dodge birds, planes, satellites and asteroids — the sky changes the higher you fly. the moon is at 5000 m and it is not expecting guests.

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🚸 SAVE 100

a zombie horde is right behind you. lead 100 animated survivors through cars, trains, fire and floods — stragglers get eaten, rescues grow the crowd. how far before the dead catch up?

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đŸĒ– WAR PATH

60 seconds. one finger. your squad follows and auto-fires — collect stranded soldiers to grow it, dodge the big red warnings, and bring as many as you can to the extraction chopper. every soldier counts.

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đŸ—ŧ THING TOWER

stack them. they swing. they wobble. they stare. one bad drop and the whole civilization comes down. how far into space can a pile of things go?

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😱 THING RUSH

it has no wings — it flies by screaming. tap to scream, squeeze between the sticks. fly stupidly close for bonus points. unlock new thing forms as you get better.

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🔨 WHACK THE THING

they pop out of holes. you tap them. that's the entire game. the golden one costs you a life — don't get greedy.

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💩 SPLAT THE THING

a slingshot. unlimited ammo. one very unlucky thing that dodges, complains and slowly gets covered. no game over — just filth.

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⚡ THING PAYBACK

now YOU are the thing. every stick, every splat, every yeet — it all flies back at you. drag to dodge, skim past danger for GRAZE points. shields, slow-mo, endless waves.

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đŸ”Ē THING SLICE

things get launched into the air — swipe across them and they split in half. catch three in one swipe for a massive bonus. slice the bomb and you'll regret it.

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đŸĒ THING SWING

hold anywhere and a rope shoots to the nearest hook. let go at the top of the swing and the thing flies. chain perfect releases and it turns into a comet. the lava keeps rising.

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